{"id":3479,"date":"2018-12-09T12:17:36","date_gmt":"2018-12-09T17:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/?post_type=product&#038;p=3479"},"modified":"2021-05-31T11:33:53","modified_gmt":"2021-05-31T15:33:53","slug":"miserable-adventure-stories","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/product\/miserable-adventure-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Miserable Adventure Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>\u2b50\ufe0f\u2b50\ufe0f\u2b50\ufe0f\u2b50\ufe0f\u2b50\ufe0f\u00a02018 BIBA\u2122 Winner! <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tentacled monsters! Frozen wastelands! Nixon! Sherlock Holmes! Groucho! In his latest collection, the author of &#8220;Miserable Holiday Stories!&#8221; takes you to Victorian London, the Old West, alien worlds, Hamlet&#8217;s Denmark and other fantastic places that you would absolutely never want to visit. Featuring stories from The Big Jewel, New Pop Lit, The Zodiac Review, and other literary journals with equally fancy names, this head-scratchingly awful collection will make you wonder why you didn\u2019t just stay home and rent a movie.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<div id=\"attachment_3606\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3606\" class=\"wp-image-3606 size-medium\" title=\"Alex Bernstein\" src=\"https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119--300x349.jpg\" alt=\"Alex Bernstein\" width=\"300\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119--300x349.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119--600x698.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119--150x174.jpg 150w, https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119--560x651.jpg 560w, https:\/\/bestindiebookaward.com\/live\/wp-content\/uploads\/AB_BIBA-Pic1a_012119-.jpg 658w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-3606\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Alex Bernstein<\/p><\/div>\n<h3>Alex Bernstein<\/h3>\n<p>Author | Writer<\/p>\n<p>Alex Bernstein is a freelance writer in New Jersey. 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